Archive for January, 2010

men answer this for me please-?

January 29th, 2010

Is this too much to ask?
wtf!all i want is a man who will:
be honest, faithful, hold the door for me, make good money, rock my world in the bed, cut the grass, wait while i shop, send me flowers, give me foot massages, take me to dinner every weekend, be happy to see me not have to work, take me on cruises & vacations to including but limited to: barbados, tahiti, jamaica, italy, france, germany, swiss alps, spain, south africa, bermuda, florida keys & bahamas, be into home improvement & build me my own wing of a house including a full gym incl: stairmaster, elliptical, treadmill, stationary bike, mirrored wall, ballet bar, mounted tv w/ dvd, free weights w/ rack, seperate bedroom w/ four-poster bed & large bath w/ vintage claw-foot bath, huge gold-leaf mirror, custom fixtures, chandelier, sauna, sep. massage rm w/ table (and pay an on-call masseuse anytime i want one), arrange surprise deliveries to me of: lingerie, designer clothing/bags, roses, imported chocolates & champagne, chauffered car to bring me
11 minutes ago – 3 days left to answer.
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7 minutes ago

on shopping dates where he will meet me & watch me try on all the the prettiest dresses & go on about how much he loves me & how beautiful i am then take me to the diamond store & buy me new earrings or bracelets, and also hire a nanny if we have kids do i can get my rest because im always more happy if i get good rest and that he would choose just the right color of fabric or shoes or sunglasses for me because he know just the way i like things….. THEN i would be happy!
5 minutes ago

one more thing- also he would send me to the spa & call ahead & have flowers there for me & leave his charge # w/ the receptionist w/ instructions to give me whatever i want… thats all!

I have a Gruen precision 25 jewels autowind inside movements are gold, has a Gruen gold link band want info

January 29th, 2010

it is a round watch, it is heavy, in excellent condition. keeps perfect time when I wear it. I need any info about it

Since real estate is worth more than gold?

January 29th, 2010

…shouldn’t we combine funerals with weddings, christenings, retirement parties, and open houses?

For example:

“Danforth Giddle passed away Wednesday the 24th after a lengthily battle with local drug lords in Tijuana. He leaves behind his loving daughter, Marta Giddle, 23, who will be marrying Spencer Juarez on the same day at the Holiday Inn Resort in the Cervesa Room after the memorial service. Marta and Spencer, while still grieving for the loss of Danforth, welcome little Spence Jr. into the world and his christening, officiated by Padre Blow, will take place at the pool side after the Juarez/Giddle wedding. Drinks will be provided (because, let’s be honest, you’ll need ‘em by this point). After Master Juarez’s christening, please join the family in the Mexicali Tia lounge to offer congratulations to Tito Rodriguez, who is stepping down as VP of the Juarez Family Bidness after 6 fruitful, abundant years. Tito plans to move to Venezuela and change his name to Bonita. Concluding the day’s festivities, all are invited to visit Danforth Giddle’s 16 bedroom, 9 bathroom villa-style home in the Rosarito region of Tijuana, in the Baja California area. This home, located on a quiet cul de sac near schools with armed, private guards, boasts an amazing Western view where you can watch the sunset over the tumbleweeds! An existing staff will cook authentic Swiss food, and make sure your rooms are cleaned every morning! Two of the bathrooms come equipped with jet tubs, HD TVs, and bowling alleys! Act fast – priced at just 11.9 million, this Southern Paradise is sure to move fast!

Poll: Chips and pop, or chocolate and coffee?